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almost 8 years

i want to overshadow projectmatt at his own game and im spending the next 5 hours at work doing nothing

ask this faceless husk sitting behind a phone screen anything and expect slightly humorous but mostly depressing answers. i have a lot of valuable life experience and wisdom to share with the world

almost 8 years
I want food now :(
almost 8 years
All this fry talk's gotten me in the mood for some fantastic spring rolls. Take care fellows.
almost 8 years
fried shrimp is good
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Sims says

Americans have an obsession with frying things, it's unhealthy and gross but it tastes good I guess. i don't really life fried foods, i hated fried chicken for most of my life


Don't get me wrong, frying food is objectively nice, but not when you can feel the oil in the food when you're eating it.
almost 8 years
i would never invest in cooking classes, it's someone giving me directions on how to follow directions and that pisses me off even more
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almost 8 years

illuminati says

Anyway just don't invest in "cooking classes" because they're just teaching you things that a 5th grader should know.


That and you can learn everything on YouTube.
almost 8 years
Americans have an obsession with frying things, it's unhealthy and gross but it tastes good I guess. i don't really life fried foods, i hated fried chicken for most of my life
almost 8 years
I never tip the omelette guy in the buffets for this reason.
almost 8 years
Anyway just don't invest in "cooking classes" because they're just teaching you things that a 5th grader should know.
almost 8 years
I find that Americans put too much oil into their cooking. I feel like my interpretation of deep frying is their interpretation as shallow frying.
almost 8 years
I've been preoccupied with so many other things that like 40 minutes ago YT swapped over to Kamakawiwo'ole covering various songs.
almost 8 years
knowing how to cook is one of the most useful skills someone can have
almost 8 years
I like to cook
almost 8 years
cooking is OK, i can follow a recipe but I don't like being told what to do on a fundamental level
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Sims says


Harrold says

When did 'fat shaming' become a thing people actually said? At what point did humanity deny reality that we had to come up with such a term.


modern western society is all about denying facts, like being fat is unhealthy and gross


#NotMyMannequin

inb4 this is a real hashtag.
almost 8 years
Do you enjoy cooking whenever you do? There's not really that much more to it.
almost 8 years
The only scenario this doesn't work is when it comes to poaching eggs. Poaching eggs is an art.
almost 8 years

Harrold says

When did 'fat shaming' become a thing people actually said? At what point did humanity deny reality that we had to come up with such a term.


modern western society is all about denying facts, like being fat is unhealthy and gross
almost 8 years
does fat camp still exist
almost 8 years
You don't need to be a good cook. Just use BBC Good Food and pretend that you're an expert.
almost 8 years
no im trash at cooking but i want to learn soon it's unacceptable to not know how to cook properly as a grown person
almost 8 years
When did 'fat shaming' become a thing people actually said? At what point did humanity deny reality that we had to come up with such a term.
almost 8 years
are you good at cooking
almost 8 years
chubby people can be attractive up until a certain point where you need to start taking care of yourself