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ask Sims anything

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i want to overshadow projectmatt at his own game and im spending the next 5 hours at work doing nothing

ask this faceless husk sitting behind a phone screen anything and expect slightly humorous but mostly depressing answers. i have a lot of valuable life experience and wisdom to share with the world

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this girl is blonde
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nah

i actually had the thought yesterday that I've never met an attractive deaf person because one of my coworkers is hard of hearing and also a fat doucher
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do you think her pubes are also red
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is she also deaf
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ill call them A. they are one of my coworkers, they are a red-head who i think is v pretty, and personality-wise they are both very bubbly while also having a pretty deadpan sense of humor. we have a really similar sense of humor and we "connect" really well, and every time we work shifts together we nearly get into trouble because we get into shenanigans or break the rules.

she made me promise i would work with her again before i left, but idk how to pick up a shift =(

ah shoot, i probably have a crush on them
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Calvin says

do you have a crush on anyone at work Sims


yeah there's this one girl who's pretty cute but she doesn't speak much
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i'm expecting a projectmatt tier response
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Just the smashee.
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do you have a crush on anyone at work Sims
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There is no illusion of sincerity here.
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Fulfilled and satisfied, but not over the top.
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Not going to lie, when you first posted that, it made me feel awkward, but not too awkward, I could work with it. But to hear this recent news, the news that it was indeed a projectmatt post, the happiness this has given me is of nonchalant appreciation.
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this was a good thread im glad I made it
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there's been 3 or 4 occasions where we've had to double take and check if something was a projectmatt post

they always are
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Sims you've done it. You are the EpicMafia algorithm. We have waited for this day for so long.
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yes
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Wait, is that actually a projectmatt post?
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im happy my parents let me figure out by myself so i didn't spend my teenage years and early 20s being a confused mess
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Sims says


Edark says

I really wanna get into books again but Idk where to start so I never bother. I read quite a lot of fantasy before but I also wanna explore other type of genre's like romance, but since Im a sadist I dont want that gay cliche , I wanna get f*cked up emotionally afterwards.


i was straight until i went to college and went to theatre parties. no joke. now im like 4.5 gay, but i might be repressing the rest of it.


wtf lmao
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I mean... I play the piano. That's the joke.
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Harrold says

Piano is a homosexual instrument.


good thing u play that one then huh
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i am so happy there is a projectmatt post for every situation
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Harrold says

Piano is a homosexual instrument.



Harrold says

Piano is a homosexual instrument.


i was straight until i went to college and went to theatre parties. no joke. now im like 4.5 gay, but i might be repressing the rest of it.
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And here's me, reading to learn stuff.
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Edark says

I really wanna get into books again but Idk where to start so I never bother. I read quite a lot of fantasy before but I also wanna explore other type of genre's like romance, but since Im a sadist I dont want that gay cliche , I wanna get f*cked up emotionally afterwards.


i was straight until i went to college and went to theatre parties. no joke. now im like 4.5 gay, but i might be repressing the rest of it.