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ask Sims anything

Sims
almost 8 years

i want to overshadow projectmatt at his own game and im spending the next 5 hours at work doing nothing

ask this faceless husk sitting behind a phone screen anything and expect slightly humorous but mostly depressing answers. i have a lot of valuable life experience and wisdom to share with the world

Harrold
almost 8 years
Look at the chicken chaser.
Zhuorb
almost 8 years

Sims says

stop being fat is actually great advice it just hurts in the short term


chubby chasers are a gift from the gods
illuminati
almost 8 years
It's just far too large and disproportionate
illuminati
almost 8 years
It looks like that guy's pre-photo had the face Photoshopped on
Sims
almost 8 years
apparently we're the same height and that is relatively off-putting
Zhuorb
almost 8 years
quiet, before I take a giant shít on your doorstep
Sachy
almost 8 years

Sims says

the only reason people still don't think that is because I reassigned my gender to Sims instead of shacky, Sachy/shacky was too similar for the idiots that play this game


clearly we are the same person having a conversation with ourself
Bebop
almost 8 years
http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/28/chef-lost-21-stone-after-friend-text-him-fat-f-every-day-for-six-weeks-5040205/
Harrold
almost 8 years



A Sophie Ellis Bextor classic.
Sims
almost 8 years
stop being fat is actually great advice it just hurts in the short term
Harrold
almost 8 years
So is your degenerate culture.
Zhuorb
almost 8 years
but they aren't wrong
Sims
almost 8 years
i don't know who that is
Zhuorb
almost 8 years
all of those are absolutely horrible
Harrold
almost 8 years
Sims, what are your thoughts on Sophie Ellis Bextor?
Harrold
almost 8 years
Actually it would seem my reading is at fault, sorry Indian, I thought you squeezed an 'and' in there.
Sachy
almost 8 years

Zhuorb says

what's the best worst piece of advice you've received


was it just be happy to cure depression
Harrold
almost 8 years
Like if you were asked to perform as a character in a play, I imagine being yourself would be terrible advice.
Sims
almost 8 years

Zhuorb says

what's the best worst piece of advice you've received


stop being fat
Harrold
almost 8 years

Zhuorb says

what's the best worst piece of advice you've received


'Be yourself' depending on the situation.

Seeing as your question is flawed, unless it was intended that way.
Sachy
almost 8 years
Sims is a good gender
Harrold
almost 8 years
LetzSach
Zhuorb
almost 8 years
what's the best worst piece of advice you've received
Sims
almost 8 years
the only reason people still don't think that is because I reassigned my gender to Sims instead of shacky, Sachy/shacky was too similar for the idiots that play this game
illuminati
almost 8 years
Personally though I'm a fan of the big buns.