My homie harold kills people. #Realtalk #hecaughtabodyboughtaweekago

me too

He's waiting for his wife to die off so he can collect on the life insurance. They havent made love since their honeymoon.

the smiles can only hide so much.

He's just going through the motions. He bides his time. He awaits the day he will leave this fleshy prison to finally ascend and leave the mortal pain that has haunted him for years. "Smile at the laptop, Harold," he hears. He does it so he can sustain his mortal form for another day. He hasnt felt a genuine emotion in decades.

uh......................

it's a grandpa!

hello harold

you don't surf