stop being jealous of every facet of my relationship!!!!!!!

its ok!! dont worry about them haters they only wish they could be on the level we are as a couple

umm I'm pretty sure I said goodbye forest so please keep the posts off of my wall

ur stupid bf is jealous bc he wants me but it is unrequited

that sounds good!! i hope u like my avatar!!!

thats because you are an uncultured swine and do not understand a proper love declaration when you see one

i hope u know he is only using u as a REBOUND whereas my scottie picked me 1st ^_^

is it firm???

your seething jealously makes no difference to me

yes and i need ur ass to hold onto for leverage

ok u can be my one and only now since mafiagal is out of the picture

its ok u can be my back up even tho i despise ur being

hahahahaha once again you are left alone in the rain

OK good.

because i love her and hate you

aww would you like to be my Valentine :(

Hey person who is not my Valentine

why grandma wat big teeth you have

The below post was both not me and majorly uncute.

OK just kidding I'm not lmao