Greetings.

My job is to uncover and punish thoughtcrime which may be exhibited through behaviors of cheating and meta-abusing.

Surveillance, psychological monitoring, and intuition will be utilized to drastically curtail such malicious behavior and intent.

Thoughtcrime does not entail death: thoughtcrime is death.

Remember, Big Brother is always watching you.

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War is Peace.

Freedom is Slavery.

Ignorance is Strength.

Why so serious.