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Epicmafia Adventure #2

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A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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Tucker says

Hey Arcbell did I do my thing yet?


What was your thing again? Sorry I may have missed this..
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It's dying time
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It's go time.
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hello everyone
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Well damn I am dying. Maybe anyone can help me?
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pamda says

-go save Ryuko from the zombies with my crazy horn.


its a tooth
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I suggest putting random pills in my mouth and see what happends
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The says

One of Edark's pills might be able to save Jeff from the infection


but if it kills me???? lol
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One of Edark's pills might be able to save Jeff from the infection
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-go save Ryuko from the zombies with my crazy horn.
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pamda says

what can I do now? Idling is boring ._.


STAB ZOMBIES
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-pick out an arbitrary document while I wait for Tucker
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what can I do now? Idling is boring ._.
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he's infected though i think at best he'll be useful as a meatshield/warm body for testing boo*y traps at worst he becomes a zombie and infects us all
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itg I'm going to use Edark's medkit to help Jeff
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someone might want to try putting the zombie corpse on the lever
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gives players strength/agility for a short amount of time

since jeffreid's most likely gonna die/turn from infection he might as well kill as many zombies before thhen
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What does your PP tome even do?
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-pull JeffReid's page from the player power tome
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the headshots are working pls just kill them all so we can sort out the bridge/door problem

since i cant do anything

-inspect all the zombies from my vantage point to identify which zombies they are
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Ryuko says

im not at the lever yet bro


queuing up my actions in case my power goes out or something
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im not at the lever yet bro
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Ryuko says

satan ill take over for you if you want to use your octo arm to frick up the zombies


ok we can trade places!!

-trades places with connor

-immediately lashes out with angst because i havent fought a single enemy for the past 60 pages, so clearly i have the upper hand, and as my octo arm is 100% muscle, i am not tired at all from the lever
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arcbell can i get an updated map? i know its a bit soon but i want to know if i can attack a zombie on the way
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Hey guys next time before you trust a stranger, have Retti use his telescope to discover their true intentions.