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Epicmafia Adventure #2

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A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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Can you clarify on the thing Dave quoted before I do my next action Arcbell?
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These are 100% actual true rolls made by me, on random.org!!
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wow were getting unlucky now
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Rigged.
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You roll a 1. The attack glances off the zombie's skull, knocking it back, but doesn't pierce it.
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Tucker emerges from the castle with Zhuorb's spear and makes a thrust attack at LaurieRose's head. Roll a d4 to see if this hits. You need a 2 or higher.
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Arcbell says


pamda says

-go save Ryuko from the zombies with my crazy horn.


You run to Ryuko with your horn, targeting the closest zombie to him.

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God damnit we're all charging Laurie? I figured Sonrio at least would go for a Dave save.
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Tripping seems the most beneficial as I'm pretty sure zombies don't require airways.
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Ryuko says

which zombie did pamda stab?


Unknown girl is on the ground with an arrow through her skull
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Ryuko says

which zombie did pamda stab?


LaurieRose
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which zombie did pamda stab?
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ok should i try to trip tiger or do whip the face/head or do i go for a whip strangle
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Ryuko says

whats tigerawr/zovea's current status?


they're both very close to you. tigerawr is on his feet, zovea is crawling toward you

fruitoftheloom was tased and is still on the ground
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and fruitoftheloom's
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whats tigerawr/zovea's current status?
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Ryuko says

he knew about what was going on outside despite being in that room


You don't get the recipient's brain though, just their body.
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After I'm finished with rednose,

-examine the contents of the medkit
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he knew about what was going on outside despite being in that room
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Ryuko says

-get up


U get up. Petricity's heart just isn't in this attack anymore..
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Ryuko says

we could roleswap with rednose!!!!!!!


He's old and short, what advantage would that bring?
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-get up
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Ryuko says

if i die do i become dennis


Nope.
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we could roleswap with rednose!!!!!!!
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Ryuko says

-cancel the whip command?!?!?!?


You can't whip while you're on the ground anyhow so that wasn't going to go through.