Hey there, ya bish :) How's yo ass doin'?

NO I'm not asain! I'm white!

You're scary 0.0

I'd be a tiger, babe. Rawr.

you're not a nympho? Sad face.

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Too? Who else goes to princeton?

I JUST TEXTED YOU

my feet r beautiful i got pink with swirlies on my toesies!

Princeton, heh.

lol. Well ok then. Where in jersey are you from, exactly?

ive gotten so many pedicure ive taught my feet 2 not b ticklish u couldnt even if u tried giirl

u can give me back massages

ya ok i guess ily lets snuggle that is all

no i like inappropriately old for me how bout u ?

Somehow I don't feel you're being particularly truthful. Chess players never made anyone wet

ur a lil young 4 me

idk ppl offer 2b part of my family butdont understnf its forever 4 me
how do u feel about being a part of me forerv?

You literally love me? Why?

pretty sure it was a no