i injured myself and can't go to work

Went to work on homework, for about 2 hours. Spent about 10 mins doing research before watching videos on youtube.

IM A FEEDER

went to wash my hands ended up brushing my teeth :))))

I'm on EpicMafia right now

im not jerking off rn that seems like a dumb move

that's depressing Jeff

had a chance to stick hand in garbage disposal while doing dishes and i didn't

fml

I just did at work :(

Yeah