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instead of complaining about how EM is dying let's do something productive and post ideas to save it. Feel free to use this topic to suggest things or discuss the suggestions. Post flooding will make you muted.

(Meme/less serious) answers will be in red

Bolded topics are headers or further readings. Feel free to bump them. I'll add anything posted in the comments.


Overall/coding:

  • Active site development(Golbolco) Page 1
  • Better advertising(Golbolco) P1
  • Social media platform(dooze) P2
  • Mobile app(warriormilk) P1
  • Higher variety to spend tokens (Jimbei)
  • EM premium (Jimbei)
  • Profile pets (sigh) P1

Games:

Moderation:

Community and forums:

  • Lower toxicity to maintain playerbase(Golbolco) P1
  • Stop noavi mistreatment(Lancaster) P1
  • further reading https://epicmafia.com/topic/81345
  • more noavi mistreatment (BillyHerrington) P3
  • Less report on new players(Blood4bloodgod) P2
  • No point requirement to post in complaints and bugs(cub) P10
  • Stop post flooding (Jimbei) P9
  • Site mascot (Merlot)
  • Annual EM fanart competition (Cub) P10

I never thought of that!

  • Pretend it's not dead(Negra) P1
  • Moderate the Furry(Bruno) P1
  • Put all our trust in Jamal(Plissken) and give him back ownership(Jamal) P1/P3
  • Give adminship to xxerox(xxerox) P9
  • Just let it die(bibty) P2
about 9 years
let's show lucid we really care and buy out the entire epicmafia zazzle stock
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i can't wait for my birthday gifts from morgan this year
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id get that for my pets if i didnt think animal collars are cruelty
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thank you foxie this will be the best birthday ever
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the perfect gift for your lover, an epicmafia pet name tag

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is the em store still a thing? i'll ask winnie to get me all epicmafia things for my birthday
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really i just want you to be the one who submits something with epicmafia store items in it
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yeah ok but do it anyway
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no it's em related because an image of a dragon fucking a car was the thing that got the whole adsense debacle started
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remember to put epicmafia stickers on the dragon and a cake topper on the cars so its em related
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dragonsfuckingcars
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ok but make something for the contest that wont get epicmafia shut down
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im gonna draw nathan getting dicked down by edark and lucid
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cub says

really, deep down, this is all just an experiment to boost site activity by making people argue all day instead of leaving so the plan is more people will get caught in the trap and consequently epicmafia will have more cumulative visitors


omg that's my plan too
about 9 years
you'll know we've really made it once we get epicmafia smut
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words are one thing but fanart is the true measure of how active a community is
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cub says

its 2 pm and i havent slept yet so if im falling short today thats why

also bebop you should participate in the fanart contest and also get the mods to do it too and make a site announcement about it so we can really show em some figuratively tangible love


im a good drawer

i will rally the troops
about 9 years
its 2 pm and i havent slept yet so if im falling short today thats why

also bebop you should participate in the fanart contest and also get the mods to do it too and make a site announcement about it so we can really show em some figuratively tangible love
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using this as an excuse to give myself cute nicknames i wont lie
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Bebop says

i think users like verumbark would prefer if you didn't use gay as a pejorative cub you not nice person


if im cub and im a meanie then what if i call you cub huh then what cubsby how do you like that
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Kale says

And just look at all the new users pouring in~!


yeah i never even heard of you but here you are
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i think users like verumbark would prefer if you didn't use gay as a pejorative cub you not nice person
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And just look at all the new users pouring in~!
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if that fails remember to participate in the annual epicmafia fanart contest