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EM Bachelorette

deletedabout 8 years

Post below to be a contestant for EM Bachelorette, where you will win the hand of 2 of EM's finest bachelorettes:

1) ponds (https://epicmafia.com/user/329026#/)- everyone's fave gurl

2) Ellie (https://epicmafia.com/user/658526#/)- she is a hot b1tch and my best friend be NICE

Round 1: Post your best pick-up line. The more creative the better.

No one will be eliminated, but there will be a winner picked by each of the girls.

Round 2:

Puns- Make a pun with one or both of the girls' names.

Again the winners will be picked by each of the girls and I'll be eliminating people this round who don't post.

xPooky
about 8 years
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Because catfish.
Bookkeeper
about 8 years
Hi, I make delicious food.
Megami
about 8 years

bulla says

you are the ugliest piece of dog shite i have ever seen in my life


And who said romance was dead.
take
about 8 years
Sup
lailai
about 8 years
Post here to be a contestant for EM Bachelor.
lailai
about 8 years
i have drugs
deletedabout 8 years
Are you a school because I want to shoot inside you
deletedabout 8 years
you are the ugliest piece of dog shite i have ever seen in my life
take
about 8 years
I ain't no hoarder but i wanna keep you forever<3
sex
about 8 years
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet 4ss. ;)
Nicol
about 8 years

Babe says

Sophia you are so wonderful, i'd divorce Nicol for you.

(don't tell her)


UM coughs
johnreid
about 8 years
Sophia you are so wonderful, i'd divorce Nicol for you.

(don't tell her)
Nicol
about 8 years
cody is a loyal ho'e
Dag
about 8 years
cody is loyal hmmmmm
Math
about 8 years
who deleted my post

and i'm not playing this
Dag
about 8 years
que pasa mija
Edark
about 8 years

zigma says

You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'


I give up
deletedabout 8 years

dust says

Petition to rename this game to what it actually is.

And we all know exactly what it is.


get out h9er
dust
about 8 years
Petition to rename this game to what it actually is.

And we all know exactly what it is.
Becomeclear
about 8 years
A thousand firefighters cant shut down my fire for you
sinead
about 8 years
Those b00bs look very heavy... can I hold them for you?
Becomeclear
about 8 years
Baby you are so fine if I had a chocolate I'd give you half
DonLion
about 8 years

lilac says

Round 1:

Post your best pick-up line. The more creative the better.

No one will be eliminated, but there will be a winner picked by each of the girls.


I don't know whose wife I'll become in prison, but I'll always be your man.
deletedabout 8 years
i wish i can make myself swoon too
Nicol
about 8 years
/me googles pickup lines

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