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EM Bachelorette

deletedabout 9 years

Post below to be a contestant for EM Bachelorette, where you will win the hand of 2 of EM's finest bachelorettes:

1) ponds (https://epicmafia.com/user/329026#/)- everyone's fave gurl

2) Ellie (https://epicmafia.com/user/658526#/)- she is a hot b1tch and my best friend be NICE

Round 1: Post your best pick-up line. The more creative the better.

No one will be eliminated, but there will be a winner picked by each of the girls.

Round 2:

Puns- Make a pun with one or both of the girls' names.

Again the winners will be picked by each of the girls and I'll be eliminating people this round who don't post.

Jeff
about 9 years
Ellie, like 99% of girls, because I like boys, is not the type of girl I am into.

Soap, though?

She's so phun :)
ling
about 9 years
careful pseudo intellectual
deletedabout 9 years
whats objectifying about wanting to spill my heavenly man fluids on her masterfully crafted post
ling
about 9 years
i dont participate in these games unless i know you arnt a fattie
deletedabout 9 years
please dont objectify women bonk #feminismpower
deletedabout 9 years
lilac downvoted my post because shes jealous it isnt her post that im painting white
deletedabout 9 years

ElIie says

I'll try be *Ell*oquent here. I'm *Ell*ated by all the attention boys. Unfortunately though, none of you have *Ell*icited any feelings inside me. I don't mean to be an *Ell*itist but I think none of you can handle me anyway. You boys gotta *Ell*evate your game if there's to be any *Ell*oping. Quickly before the time *Ell*apses.

P.s Mary, I hope there's a flirtatious selfie round to come bb x.


i love you, of course there will be <3 xxx
deletedabout 9 years

ElIie says

I'll try be *Ell*oquent here. I'm *Ell*ated by all the attention boys. Unfortunately though, none of you have *Ell*icited any feelings inside me. I don't mean to be an *Ell*itist but I think none of you can handle me anyway. You boys gotta *Ell*evate your game if there's to be any *Ell*oping. Quickly before the time *Ell*apses.

P.s Mary, I hope there's a flirtatious selfie round to come bb x.


if i print this post out and c'um tribute it do i win?
dust
about 9 years
Petition to change this game into Ellie flaming every guy on this site and winning
deletedabout 9 years
ur a$$ is soph-at mami
Ranked
about 9 years
em bachelorette the new guns and hookers but now its puns and hookers
Ranked
about 9 years
both u would fuk me. list me as a player
deletedabout 9 years
why am i not a game list player f*ck
deletedabout 9 years
my pun is that i get you to bite the curb and i run along your back and punt the rear of your head under the logic that any change at all will improve your f*cked up teeth
deletedabout 9 years

Heist says


Antidote says

Pick Blister or Forrest the rest of these guys are dorks


read what you just said


jokes on you I can't read
fiji
about 9 years

ElIie says

I'll try be *Ell*oquent here. I'm *Ell*ated by all the attention boys. Unfortunately though, none of you have *Ell*icited any feelings inside me. I don't mean to be an *Ell*itist but I think none of you can handle me anyway. You boys gotta *Ell*evate your game if there's to be any *Ell*oping. Quickly before the time *Ell*apses.

P.s Mary, I hope there's a flirtatious selfie round to come bb x.


s*Ell*fie
sinead
about 9 years
Puns are cringey and I refuse
ElIie
about 9 years

Babe says

Can I drink your Ellixir of love. Cause girl you Elliegant.


No thanks hun x.

p.s being named after a pig isn't what i'm looking for in a man.
johnreid
about 9 years
Can I drink your Ellixir of love. Cause girl you Elliegant.
ElIie
about 9 years
I'll try be *Ell*oquent here. I'm *Ell*ated by all the attention boys. Unfortunately though, none of you have *Ell*icited any feelings inside me. I don't mean to be an *Ell*itist but I think none of you can handle me anyway. You boys gotta *Ell*evate your game if there's to be any *Ell*oping. Quickly before the time *Ell*apses.

P.s Mary, I hope there's a flirtatious selfie round to come bb x.
ling
about 9 years
blister message me on snapchat
johnreid
about 9 years

Antidote says

Pick Blister or Forrest the rest of these guys are dorks




Do you have the antidote to your toxicity?
Antidote
about 9 years
whoa
Heist
about 9 years

Antidote says

Pick Blister or Forrest the rest of these guys are dorks


read what you just said
Antidote
about 9 years
Pick Blister or Forrest the rest of these guys are dorks