I think they watched the Matrix trailer once or twice

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mis/5626502746.html

Could someone or something switch us off? Could it possibly be true that our world is just a computer program, or a hologram, or a dream? Although it's about the weirdest thing you could think of, there are some tantalizing clues this might indeed be the case. The stuff we call 'reality' simply isn’t very real after all.

where'd they get that one from

SHE MADE THAT SH*T N*GGA

I made that sh*t

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beat the charges

Forrest says

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc1tZ8JsZvg

I want to see this

i didn't know werner herzog still made movies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBNKaQQYMWE

this too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc1tZ8JsZvg

I want to see this

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BombCat says

why is a building called a building if it's already built

Same reason we drive on the parkway but park on the driveway....

The Mexicans

I don't have friends or family, only EM and waifu cards

i hope those are your go-to with friends and family

Nyaa~~

http://www.darksouls-thebook.com/home.html

Conventions are great, last time I went to an anime con I bought some kawaii playing cards. Let me show you.

why is a building called a building if it's already built

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1jXYooEFg0

watch the full thing, you'll thank me later

I don't like close proximity to others. Only a handful of people are 'allowed' to be close without me having fantasies about violence. Even my SO sometimes has to back off, because I feel suffocated so easily.
Obviously, I'm really awkward at touching. Those latin american 'kisses' on the cheek are PURE HORROR. I always get this wrong -.-