Epicmafia

over 10 years

I am no longer taking a studying break, but let's go anyway.

almost 10 years

Holy sh*t I'm watching the Family Guy episode where they go to South Korea and they parody Hyuna's 'Bubble Pop'... I can't handle this.

almost 10 years

Togepi as soon as I became single like 3 days later I had like 4 DMs across all social media, even though I'm counting a couple psycho girls

almost 10 years

I think they say it before every competition!

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do you think they pre-record a bunch of shots of the two hosts of the Great British Baking Show saying "ready, set, bake!" and then just edit them in, or do they actually say it like that before every competition?

almost 10 years

You'll harness your petty eventually.

almost 10 years

No, because I took the high road since I'm a good person

I just said "Okay. I'm ready to break up." I haven't talked to her since

almost 10 years

Rutab says

Togepi says

Waaait what happened to the other one?

She told me she didn't always miss me or want to talk to me, and that she's been doubting our relationship for months before dumping it all on me at once :)

I hope you told her that her p*ssy wasn't even that good anyway and flipped her off.

jack

almost 10 years

Rutab says

I'm using EpicMafia as a temporary hoe to spend my time with until I find a girlfriend again

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almost 10 years

Togepi says

Waaait what happened to the other one?

She told me she didn't always miss me or want to talk to me, and that she's been doubting our relationship for months before dumping it all on me at once :)

almost 10 years

Devante you'd be the first person I'd meet from EpicMafia if I had the chance

almost 10 years

Waaait what happened to the other one?

almost 10 years

I'm using EpicMafia as a temporary hoe to spend my time with until I find a girlfriend again

almost 10 years

I didnt pay attention to anything in that thread other than a.) it exists b.) I was a 7.

Whaaaat nah you have to go out and make your own $$$$. You have expensive taste like I do.

almost 10 years

im pretty sure vilden is the one that made that rating thread which is why the ugly chick he catfished as got a 9 lol

but financially ur prob a 10 on that list so it's a good investment on my part lol i think id make a good stay at home dad

almost 10 years

Everyone is too afraid to tell me I'm funny because I'm one of the people that's cool to roast

almost 10 years

Rutab is pretty freaking hysterical. I always enjoy when he posts because it annoys people so much

almost 10 years

Devante why would you have kid with someone that's only rated a 7 on EpicMafia(dot)com

almost 10 years

joce dont u think this new rutab owns

u can tell he posts just to make himself laugh and doesnt give a fk about anything anyone thinks and that's the best way to go about it lol

almost 10 years

so is that a no on the kids then?

i mean u can be a strong independent single mother aswell

almost 10 years

Togepi IF* you were a Goddess, would your followers be called Togepeople

*Note: IF

almost 10 years

Devante says

looks nice, how comes u decided to get a mom van?? ready to bare my seeds or what

I've wanted an SUV for a long time just because I like having the trunk space and being able to cart sh*t around without having to ask for someone with a bigger car to help me. Like I bought my 50" TV and a TV stand this weekend and it all fit into my car no problem. The more independent I am the better tbh

jack

almost 10 years

Togepi says

I'm trying to wind down before bed. Never works though.

i feel you, every time i try i just end up staying up for like 2 more hours

almost 10 years

looks nice, how comes u decided to get a mom van?? ready to bare my seeds or what