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Weird aspirations

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I for one would like to one day write some sort of demon or evil or whatever that goes beyond all that exists already - like a revitalization of the whole vampires, zombies, werewolves scene. It's where my imagination goes I guess. Not altogether uncommon I don't think, but still.

'A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity' -- Kafka, lol.

You?

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I aspire to give the internet a sense of humor.
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belovedprincess says


eris says

Owning several sweatshops in South America where I read Atlas Shrugged to the workers everyday while they work.


I am a part of that power which eternally wills evil and eternally works good.


Mephistopheles.... we meet again.
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wow that sentence sucked
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some day i'd like to not aspire to die.
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eris says

Owning several sweatshops in South America where I read Atlas Shrugged to the workers everyday while they work.


I am a part of that power which eternally wills evil and eternally works good.
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She was hot af though. Her teeth were a little bit crooked though.
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Scavenger, more like it.
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Owning several sweatshops in South America where I read Atlas Shrugged to the workers everyday while they work.
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I am a scoundrel.
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I can't remember her name for the life of me and I was like on-off with her for months. Lorraine, got it.
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Sorry, funny.
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And then she was like 'Just come to the club and dance with me' and I was like 'Nah, lol' and went drinking with the boys. She was mad.
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Earning a large amount of money in the next decade and proceeding to live as a king in some poor area of some poor Eastern European country.
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Goodbar says

i would like to have sexual intercourse in various places with various people. also open a food truck. then have sexual intercourse in my own food truck


I did PDA in the middle of a rather busy street before until the girl slapped my D' out of her. She didn't think I'd do it, but I did.
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eris says

Well the real trick is staying dead.


Resurrection is my main hobby, sorry
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eris says

Well the real trick is staying dead.


That is the real trick.
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i would like to have sexual intercourse in various places with various people. also open a food truck. then have sexual intercourse in my own food truck
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Grow out of my hypertension like my doctor said I would
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Well the real trick is staying dead.
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I want to be the very best that no one ever was
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Alright, actually, GaryOak is making headway here.
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Well you guys are no fun.
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eris says

Someday I'd like to die.


You almost had it recently
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It was only a matter of time before the epic death jokes entered.
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Someday I'd like to die.